Friday, June 16, 2006

I am a Britney Basher!!!

What on earth would give this poor lil' punkin' of a girl the idea that she is hated by millions? Maybe because she is. She wants her privacy? Well, then quit dressing like a 2 bit trailer trash truck stop hooker. In this Dateline interview with Matt Lauer she explains that she just wants to be left alone and to have her privacy. Well, Ms. Spears, you can't have it both ways. You can't love the life you have and not want to give it up, but want the paparrazi to spare you and your precious little family. I mean come on. The crocodile tears really had me there for a moment. But even through the whole facade she manages to chomp open-mouthed on that wad of gum and not finish one sentence. Oh!!! And how dare she compare herself to the likes of Goldie Hawn and Julia Roberts?!!!! "Well look at Julia Roberts. Her husband was married with kids when they met and you don't see her getting bashed like I do." Oops! # 4..Danny Moder (julia's hubby didn't have kids when they met). Also, she doesn't go around parading like the cover of Truck Stop monthly. I mean come on Britney get real. Okay, I know as a mom I don't always look my best, but that is no excuse for me to (at 6 months pregnant) go around w/ unkempt hair, bad makeup, and even worse choice of clothing. I just loved having to stare at her boobs about to pop out of her top with the side of her bra showing. Real classy Brit!!! And then what does Kevin mean by everything comes out of his pocket. How!?!?!?! What job has he had lately? The only thing surfacing out of Kevin's pants is his little bit of manhood that has spawned 3 kids, soon to be 4. Get real K Fed.
One last thing. She has wept with the world??? Okay, uummm NO!! Not unless the world she is speaking of consists of just the voices in her head that have apparently taken over. The only thing she has done to help the world is turn into trailer trash so no one would want to breed with her except for Kevin. Now that is a big help to the population problem. For that and only that Ms. Spears you deserve a star on the walk of fame.
Real classy outfit Britney and the extensions look worse that Jessica Simpson's new line of wigs. SORRY!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have never understood why she was so popular (but then I also do not understand the popularity of reality/talent show such as American Idol). Yet she was the so called American girl, the pop princess. Even at the peak of her popularity she has a trailer park Barbie look. Even with a slim/fit body, she portraited herself like a high class porn star. Perhaps that is the reason why she was popular. Men wanted her (I can understand that!), women wanted to be or looked like her (and now deny it). She surfed on the waves of Southern redneck popularities, such as Nascar, G.W. Bush & Republican Co., Christian Fundamentalism....The country has embraced those dearly once. Now that Britney is no longer the darling of the pop culture, hopefully people will wake up and dump the rest of the garbages.

pjt3ket said...

thanks for the comment (whoever you are) :) you are right about the trailer park look. she has brought all this on herself. and she can't deny it--not matter how many crocodile tears she sheds