You know there's going to be trouble when....

you meet your sister in law and she could double for a guest on Jerry Springer.

Of all the families to be married into why did I have to pick the main attraction for a Jerry Springer show? Well, all of them aren't so bad, but you know how it goes "it only takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch". Well, that said apple would be my soon to be "I-will-do-anything-for-the-right-price-for-any-guy-cause-I-am-an-ex-stripper-turned-mother-that-wants-out-of-my-mommy-role-and-a-good-life" ex-sister in law. And let me tell you I can't wait until she is gone for good. Bad thing is that she and my brother in law share a child so it is getting ugly. REALLY UGLY. I mean old school Jerry Springer show ugly. You know the episodes where the people actually came out swingin' and got a few punches in also? Okay, those are the episodes we need to be on. You see, I have never really gotten along with my sis in law (and not for lack of trying), but I just didn't realize what a crack whore she was the whole time she has been married to my hubby's brother. Hey, I have the right to call her that cause anyone who does coke and God knows what else just to get her pre-baby body back is slack. Let's see, uuummm I believe there is a product out there called Tae-Bo! Go figure! She could have saved her and her family a lot of heartache (and money) if she could've just done as Oprah would've and "get with the program". Well, anyway before their 1st anniversary she had already been with his best friend. Then he just now finds out about 6 months ago that she had been with like 13 men over the course of the 6 years they have been together. Wow! What a role model for her 2 year old son. Not to mention little girls everywhere! I mean I can't tell you the times I told my mom when I was coming along how badly I wanted skank men that I wasn't married to worshipping me and my body and get paid for it as well. Well, now I can't completely blame her for everything! I mean did he really expect that he could let her go strip in a strip club (for a little extra money cause they were hitting on hard times) that was an hour and a half from their house and nothing happen? Who knows? Maybe he was flying high on a little magic carpet ride of crack and pot too, but his little bubble has been burst and now it is dragging everyone in the family into our very own never-ending episode of Jerry. As our favorite spiky haired hyper exercise activist Susan Powter would say "STOP THE INSANITY!".
He wants the child, she wants the child. She is not giving him clothes for the child when he comes to visit daddy and he is only choosing inconvenient hours for her to see the child on the holidays that they have to share him. It is back and forth non-stop action. Anyway, there is no telling where this case will eventually end up. Let's just say it is a 3 ring circus and not as family friendly as the Wringling Bros. by any means. Or at least I don't think the pony rides involved are on ponies or are kid-friendly, the only rope involved isn't the tight rope but the one they want to strangle each other with, and the only trapeze artist involved is the sister in law cause she would swing with just about anything or anyone.