Oops She Did It Again!

AAAHHH! Isn't that just the picture of bliss. The white trash princess with her wanna be thug husband. They must be so over-joyed with their news. Yes, folks you heard that correctly or should I say you heard David Letterman correctly. She is preggers again!!! This begs the question: What gives? I mean nothing says I am ready for another child like not knowing to strap my 4 month old into his car seat before taking off down the road. Remember the picture? Anyway, isn't there more interesting stuff in the news these days than whether or not Brit-Brit is singing "Baby knock me up one more time!"? Or "oops I'm pregnant again"? You be the judge. And by the way how nice of her to live up to her white trash roots and get pregnant while the other is still in diapers. Britney, we just don't know how to handle your oh so high standards these days.
Sorry, by the way, if I have offended any of you Britney lovers out there, but enough is enough. Now I guess we can look forward to the next picture of her in a string bikini showing off her 9 month bump drinking an orange juice while soaking it up on a yacht. Britney, K-Fed, and babies--oh my!!!!

Oh and by the way her new fragrance is set to be launched. It is called "In Control". It should be more like "I need birth control"! I am sure it is some concocted fragrant mix of dirty diapers, cigaretter smoke, and baby powder. K-fed probably wouldn't have it any other way. I mean it would be crazy to expect her to come up with a classy fragrance. We wouldn't want to make her over exert herself by steering clear of White Trashdom now would we?


Update: Since origianlly posting this story this morning I have found out that not only is Britney pregnant but a family friend has confirmed that she is 5 months pregnant. Well, looks like Britney couldn't stray too far from that white trash image huh? I mean really, who ever heard of waiting till the first was out of diapers to have the second? Don't be ridiculous. Britney said herself that she wants all of her babies to be from the same father so that if they do split then she won't have different fathers for different children. Let's hope that Kevin gives Britney time to have their second child and doesn't up and leave her like he did his last girlfriend while she was pregnant with her second one (of his that is).